For all you lonely gamers out there, here’s a little song to brighten up your Valentine’s Day. Featuring: Cortana, Lara Croft, Chung-Li, Princess Peach and much more in all the titty-lating details.
This week, GameStain takes a look at Metal Gear Rising: Revengance! The revenge of vengeance! Or is it the re-revenge of the already revenged revengance?
GameStain takes an exclusive look at the Dead Space 3 Weapon’s Crafting Bench and crafts some super fabulous weapons of mass comedic distraction. If you think the Jesus & Mary Chain Gun looks sick – you should try the Munchie Blaster or the Hipster Musket.
Throw your lighters up and watch this red hot rap tribute to the most explosive villain in MineCraft – the Creeper. “Blowing up – blocks blocks blocks blocks blocks!”
GameStain steals an exclusive peek at the NEW games dropping in 2013, both imagined and terrifyingly real. From Walking Dead to Honey Boo-Boo Racer, brace yourself for an onslaught of soul-bending pop-culture mayhem.
GameStain sneaks an advanced look at the super-stylized killing madness of the new DmC: Devil May Cry. WARNING: Dante may appear in hot-pants and is likely to tap-dance.
GameStain reflects on the latest in the Halo mega-franchise, Forward Unto Dawn. SPOILER: Master Chief gets twerking love from uber-hot Cortana, who puts the Hoe in Hoe-logram.
GameStain reviews the most beloved and hated games plus news from the non-humanity-ending year that was 2012. Suit up for a heart wrenching and douche inducing assault on your senses!