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Episodes - Season 4

Aug 1 2012
Robot Frog 17,104 VIEWS

Robot Frog

Blue might be getting dumped. He’s about to have a bad day. Red won’t stop singing. Blue’s problems are only beginning.

Jul 12 2012
Fart Knight Rises 15,549 VIEWS

Fart Knight Rises

Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics… right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas “TomSka” Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick “Mash”!

Jul 5 2012
Ballad of Lord Tourettes 15,225 VIEWS

Ballad of Lord Tourettes

A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

Jun 28 2012
Freshman 15 11,318 VIEWS

Freshman 15

Red attempts the impossible “Freshman 15″ challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

May 31 2012
First Day of Cool 10,507 VIEWS

First Day of Cool

Witness the birth of Red and Blue’s friendship, and the death of everyone else.

May 17 2012
Ocho Muerte 8,197 VIEWS

Ocho Muerte

Blue’s about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his “Ocho Muerte.” Let’s just say it’s big, slimy, and rhymes with “octopus.”

May 3 2012
Taco Tuesday 8,099 VIEWS

Taco Tuesday

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene! Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller.

Apr 19 2012
Pussy Magnet 9,111 VIEWS

Pussy Magnet

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller.

Apr 5 2012
Losing Streakers 8,547 VIEWS

Losing Streakers

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller.