It is believed to be believed that there once existed a Spanish Naval Captain by the name of Don Cornholez. Upon the untimely demise of his beloved first mate, Roberto Sanchez, at the hands of probably British warships, Cornholez created the Dirty Sanchez as a means of replacing his lost comrade and healing his broken heart.
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