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More Unanticipated Games of 2013

added on January 18, 2013
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In honor of GameStain's recent episode regarding the least anticipated games of 2013, I've decided to list out my unanticipated games for the upcoming year.

 
 

 

In "Nintenbros" you adopt an annoying Bro-gamer from the local college and try to raise him to become a contributing member of society. Take him out on walks, discipline him and clean up after your Bro with a wide array of tools at your disposal. Just make sure you don't let him play an FPS or he'll bang your mom, drink all the Mountain Dew in the fridge and question your sexual orientation.


 

 

Play as a fanboy and follow a famous demon hunter as he saves the world in "Fanboys May Cry"! The new user interface allows players to go online and rant with other butthurt fanboys while everyone else in the world lives normal and happy lives. Don't forget to ignore rational arguments for extra points!

 
 

 

Tour De France returns with the 2013 edition. This new version goes into your save files and deletes all your victories from previous Tour De France games. Keep an eye out for the upcoming "Oprah Interview" DLC pack.

 
 

 

"Sleeping Cats" is a new sandbox game where you go into the gritty world of cats! Vomit on bedsheets, sleep for 18 hours a day and keep your owners up all night by meowing constantly. Pre-order now to get the Catnip booster pack!

 
 

 

With the success of their last game, the team behind the "Virtual Fighter" series are going to release new DLC later this year in order to improve on what some people call the "most realistic fighting game of all time". The upcoming DLC will allow fighters to be hit with devastating attacks and be forced into early retirement. Players can also get arrested for assault and be sent off to jail where they will have to serve their sentence in real-time!

 
 

 

In "Biojolt Indefinite", you take control of team of developers as you race against the clock to create the greatest shooter of all time! "Biojolt Indefinite" includes new features such as teammates who constantly quit and deadlines that are always postponed.

 

What are your unanticipated titles of 2013? Let us know in the comments below!